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06-03-2013, 11:54 AM
Trong một cuộc thi “Vắt sữa bò” toàn thế giới, vào vòng chung kết gồm ba thí sinh đến từ ba nước: Mỹ, Nhật và Việt Nam. Mỗi người được giao cho một con bò.
Đầu tiên, thí sinh người Mỹ vào thi, trong vòng hai tiếng, anh ta vắt được 20 lít sữa bò.
Tiếp theo là thí sinh người Nhật, anh ta cũng vắt trong hai tiếng được tới 30 lít sữa bò. Mọi người hò reo.
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- Anh cho biết vì sao anh lại có một thành tích quá kém cỏi như vậy?
Thì anh chàng Việt Nam bực dọc chửi om lên:
- Đ…M… nó, nó phát cho con bò đực thì làm sao mà vắt!!?
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Tiếp theo là thí sinh người Nhật, anh ta cũng vắt trong hai tiếng được tới 30 lít sữa bò. Mọi người hò reo.
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- Anh cho biết vì sao anh lại có một thành tích quá kém cỏi như vậy?
Thì anh chàng Việt Nam bực dọc chửi om lên:
- Đ…M… nó, nó phát cho con bò đực thì làm sao mà vắt!!?
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